operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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