It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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