Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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