Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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