you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This is the high leading the old right now
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
we should paint friendship bongs
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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