She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i dont even know how to be here
it glows. i had to have it.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You don't make any sense
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