Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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