i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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