I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i will never coherently bang her
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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