I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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