Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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