all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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