forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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