I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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