I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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