From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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