I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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