There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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