His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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