Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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