I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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