i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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but the lizard people decide everything anyway
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
false alarm, still single
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