Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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