at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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