we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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