her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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