so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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