it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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