i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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