i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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