Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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