The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Hippo gnu deer
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We have started to decorate penises.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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