i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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