You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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