if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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