Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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