Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
