Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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