i just had sex bonerless
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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