i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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