My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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