She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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