Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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