You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So apparently I’m into choking now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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