Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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