Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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