Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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