oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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