Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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