NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering