if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts