Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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