Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm both gender and math confused
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