Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I don't think brook has ever known best
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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